Sam Allardyce returns: Ranking every Premier League manager on how they’d fare in a pub brawl https://ift.tt/QFmRau0

‘No plan, no pattern, no hope’ – Chelsea ‘car crash’ a ‘reputation killer’ for ‘Frank L-L-L-L-L-Lampard’ https://ift.tt/GJd1Z0x

Real Madrid ‘vow’ to Bellingham was major ‘selling point’ as report reveals structure of £130m deal https://ift.tt/lfNJMSB

The records that floppy Erling Haaland won’t be able to break this season for Manchester City https://ift.tt/SVbsQZM

Every record Haaland has broken this season as he continues quest to destroy Kevin Phillips https://ift.tt/FonBW5f

Todd Boehly ‘purely’ to blame as ‘everyone thrown under the bus’ at Chelsea in ‘Football Manager’ https://ift.tt/1niToNj

Ten Hag offers worrying update on Man Utd’s transfer plans as the Glazers drag out takeover process https://ift.tt/2J3BPND

Arsenal: Wright rues Arteta’s ‘unfair’ treatment of defender; calls for Gunners ‘artist’ to play more https://ift.tt/eXdQokm

Souness insists Man Utd star ‘not a leader’ and will ‘go missing’ again for Ten Hag as ‘tail wags the dog’ https://ift.tt/FwJID3G

Haaland, Wenger, Mourinho’s Chelsea included in Premier League records that will never be broken https://ift.tt/ltROfGH