‘I want to stay’ – Martinelli says what Arsenal fans want to hear as he eyes Premier League glory https://ift.tt/qJSQ3yb

Pundit slams ‘League One’ Liverpool player and picks out ‘clumsy’ Arsenal star in Emirates thriller https://ift.tt/BqLRfzP

Vini Jr is Real Madrid’s star boy & biggest baller: here’s the proof https://ift.tt/gRVF9yK

Casillas, Puyol and a big old gay ‘joke’ that will leave LGBTQ footballers despairing again https://ift.tt/cPEi4Dp

A definitive breakdown of Messi and Ronaldo’s comparative career stats https://ift.tt/pX08rnF

Arsenal send scouts to watch Mudryk but come back ‘hallucinating’ over Real Madrid star https://ift.tt/StaHJUN

Is Jurgen Klopp threatening to knock himself down over Trent after ‘mentality monsters’ defeat? https://ift.tt/z1mMa95

Liverpool more ‘bass guitar’ than ‘heavy metal football’ against Arsenal – Neville https://ift.tt/T0ARilr

Keane emerges as surprise favourite to take West Brom vacancy after Bruce sacking https://ift.tt/qKFcSwC

Klopp hands out bizarre praise to ‘unbelievable’ Liverpool man he subbed off vs Arsenal https://ift.tt/m2Y5nrk